The Christening

Portrait of A.A. Milne
A.A. Milne 1882–1956

What shall I call My dear little dormouse? His eyes are small, But his tail is e-nor-mouse.

I sometimes call him Terrible John, 'Cos his tail goes on - And on - And on. And I sometimes call him Terrible Jack, 'Cos his tail goes on to the end of his back. And I sometimes call him Terrible James, 'Cos he says he likes me calling him names... But I think I shall call him Jim, 'Cos I am fond of him.

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