Couplets on Wit

Portrait of Alexander Pope
Alexander Pope 1688–1744

I

But our Great Turks in wit must reign alone And ill can bear a Brother on the Throne.

II

Wit is like faith by such warm Fools profest Who to be saved by one, must damn the rest.

III

Some who grow dull religious strait commence And gain in morals what they lose in sence.

IV

Wits starve as useless to a Common weal While Fools have places purely for their Zea.

V

Now wits gain praise by copying other wits As one Hog lives on what another sh---.

VI

Wou'd you your writings to some Palates fit Purged all you verses from the sin of wit For authors now are so conceited grown They praise no works but what are like their own.

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  1. George United States

    Funny!

  2. James Fanning Germany

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    How amusing that at least 10 websites all give the same text of this poem, obviously copied from one to the next, without anyone reading it carefully enough to notice that without the final "l" of "zeal" it neither rhymes nor makes sense!
    "Wits starve as useless to a Common weal
    While Fools have places purely for their Zea." [sic]

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