Mr. Philosopher

Portrait of Robert Graves
Robert Graves 1895–1985

Old Mr. Philosopher Comes for Ben and Claire, An ugly man, a tall man, With bright-red hair.

The books that he's written No one can read. "In fifty years they'll understand: Now there's no need.

"All that matters now Is getting the fun. Come along, Ben and Claire; Plenty to be done."

Then old Philosopher, Wisest man alive, Plays at Lions and Tigers Down along the drive-

Gambolling fiercely Through bushes and grass, Making monstrous mouths, Braying like an ass

Twisting buttercups In his orange hair, Hopping like a kangaroo, Growling like a bear.

Right up to tea-time They frolic there. "My legs are wingle," Says Ben to Claire.

Keep reading

Discover more of Robert Graves’s poetry.

Explore all poems

Readers

Reader discussion

Your turn

Shown with your comment.

Never published. Only so we can reach you.

Comments are read before they appear. See our terms.